Mom's slurred speech

So my sweet little Dason loves to ding dong ditch but to be able to do so he has to leave a treat behind. We decided to start the Halloween goodie chain during one ding dong ditching session. Dason had just left the treat on their doorstep and was running to the car jumping in and yelling, "Go! Go!!!" What I meant to say was "I'll run over your foot if I do" and "Not until the door is shut" but what came out of my mouth was "I won't run over your foot until the door is shut!" The kids got a big kick out of that blunder.